http://funnyexam.com/answers/2068-a-space-whale-is-fine-too

also

Back to the posting machine

We are playing a show at Now Thats Class in Lakewood for free on Sunday. Its going to be a blast-erooni. Also we will be eating at Rally's before the show. However, nobody will be allowed to go to Rally's while we are at Rally's because we've had paparazzi issues when eating at this particular Rally's before, so we got a private security force to get rid of everyone.
Pat

Shows Shows

Part duex -

We are playing this friday at the Scarlet and Grey, again. I actually counted, this is the 8th time we've been there. Insane.

ALSO- we will be playing in Strinestown PA at the Haus of Giuff on December 18th.

BYE BYE!
Pat

Shows Shows Shows

Here we go -

11/20 - Scarlet and Grey Cafe, Columbus
12/13 - Brycc House, Louisville
12/20 - Now Thats Class, Cleveland

there ya go.
Pat

WHALEPLANE HAS BEEN RELEASED

go here to get it!


http://www.filefront.com/14632041/Whaleplane---Gelatinus-Cube.zip/

hope you enjoy,
Pat

Whoa. Whoa! WHOA!!! ya.

So the album will be released officially for download come this Wednesday September 30th, at 9:30 p.m. or something dumb like that. The link will be posted for that at the appropriate time. There will be a listening party at the GCube House, on Wednesday at 9:30. Come hang out, drink some drinks, listen to some music, make some friends, lose some friends, apologize for getting to drunk and yelling at your friends, and pray that Chavo doesn't make any animations of extremely offensive ideas you might get.

As you can see the artwork is up for your viewing pleasure. It was created by our friend Sammi Nummi and I think it is most excellent. I will now thank her from the bottom of my heart. Thank you Sammi, from the bottom of my heart.

I would also like to personally thank Mike Hayes for doing a crackerjack job on the album, he committed a lot of time and effort to it, and it far exceeded mine or anyone elses expectations. Thanks to Vilk, for just being an all around awesome with everything he's helped us with: booking shows, releasing Poe-Tay-Toe on Grundale, and all that other stuff. A round of applause for Dan for letting me use his amp like it's mine for the past year or so. Also, a huge thank you to Mike Fromnex for putting up with us practicing all the time. You probably don't know that we address you as "Mike Fromnex", but we do. I'm sure everyone else in the band wants to thank certain people, but I'll let them do that.

If there's anyone I forgot, well I'm sorry, you just aren't worth remembering. For real though, I'm very proud of this album, I think it will shock, awe, inspire, and TOTALLY PULVERIZE your ear muscles. Listen, enjoy it, or hate it, either way, let us know what you think, and spread the word of the Lord.

Thanks for listening,
Tim

O ya, the track listing is as follows:
1. I Need to Mail This to Someone
2. CPE
3. Letters From Mars
4. Mind Reading Chair
5. Song Written for Things
6. Chills
7. Wyrd is Weird
8. Why So Serious?
9. Change Your Mind
10. Whaleplane
11. ETA 9:30
12. I IV V I

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?yttkw5tztom

"I Need to Mail this to Someone"

a new song for you.
album in 6 days.

tommorow

were going to play our songs and film them at my house tommorow, contact any member of the band, or mike hayes if you want to come watch it go down.

Pat

promotional video #2

http://vimeo.com/6409980

where is the whaleplane now?

Bass Guitar

John Saige Esq., studio magician, has recorded bass to all the tracks he has been alloted. The grooves to this record just got cut deeper, my peers.

Also, I am announcing a contest. The winner will be allowed to mix a track on Whaleplane in any fashion they deem appropriate. If you see me, ask me for further details.

Mike hole

NEWS

1. We are playing a show at Stage 1 in Grand River on Friday
2. Theres a promotional video:
http://vimeo.com/5988482
its a that link.

pat

With all due respect Mr. President, that is not true.

Ladies and Gents...
MIKE READING THE NEWS!

news from the front

Hi there,
whoever actually reads this.
Heres the news:
1. We went on tour, which was successful besides damaging every guitar we brought.
2. Our album, as stated, is very close to completion.
3. Chavo filmed our entire tour, so the audio from the shows as well as the video will be available as a mass release sometime before the album comes out.

Dont go chasin waterfalls -
Pat

The album is mostly done. Bass has to be recorded for almost all the songs and that is all. There is a tenative release date. Mixing has commenced.

Some Daull




Some Brute

I Need to Mail This to Somebody

Your so, selfish
so, selfish
so, selfish and utterly alone

Your so, selfish
so, selfish
so, selfish and you dont even know

Breathe in the Air

The show at the Alrosa turned out to be funnyweasles. Here are some pictures:


"Team Unicorn Buttsex"


"I'm too cool for rock music"


"Snarl"


"Elbow Affection"


"That's right ladies, he IS single. And he probably doesn't have the clap"

By the way, progress on Whaleplane is progressive.

-Tim

DISASTOR

well we tried accordion


but i messed it all up none of the mics were turned on and the computer was off and we forgot to plug in the accordion

and no one wanted to hear this but we had to:


but we all wanted to hear this:




what a disastrous recording time too bad i am not old enough to know how to die (:) o \/\/\/<

Apparently, a mystery person put up our live performance at Stage 1 Live, for the Carsons reunion, on MediaFire. So if you'd like to download that one, copy and paste the following link, and commit arson. http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mzegoykt3zk
Now get down and give me 20.
Here is a picture of the Bob Evans Farm.

Tim

Over a month ago Pat, Mike, and I played an open mic night at Victorian's Midnight Cafe, and we burned the place down sonically, as well as literally. Copy and Paste this link to download it: http://www.mediafire.com/?mmxz9iwgzei
"Say Cheese and Die!" - R.L. Stine
-Tim

I'm mostly doing this for my own benefit. I'm engineering/mixing the album, and this is basically the set-up we've been employing thus far. If anyone else finds it interesting, that's ok TOO. I'll add to it if I can think of anything:

Equipment:
Presonus Firepod Studio
Mackie HR824 High Resolution Studio Monitors (2)
Art Tube MP Project Series microphone preamp (2)
Art MP Studio microphone preamp (1)
Joe Meek JM47 Cardioid large diaphragm meekrophone (1)
Shure SM57 (2)
Nady metal pop filter (1)
Nady DM-90 dynamic kick drum microphone (1)
Nady SMPS-1 48v phantom power supply
MXL 990 Cardioid large diaphragm condenser microphone (1)
MXL 991 Cardioid condenser microphone (1)
Crate V16 Palomino class A tube amp
Electro-Harmonix LPB-1 Linear Boost Pedal
Electro-Harmonix XO stereo pulsar tremolo pedal
Behringer VD400 Analogue delay pedal
Fender PT-100 Tuning Pedal
Jim Dunlop Classic Crybaby wah
DigiTech Grunge Distortion Pedal
Sennheiser HD 280
Etymotic ER-4P In-ear isolation headphones
Electro-Harmonix Big Muff Pi Russian Pedal
Ebow
Cables of various quality

Software:
Cubase SX version 3.1.1 Build 944
Soundforge 6.0 audio plug ins and audio editing
Korg Legacy audio plug ins


Instruments
Fernandes Ravelle Elite electric Guitar
Epiphone SG 400 custom electric guitar
Ibanez artcore AFS75T(?) Electric gutiar
Fender ash Telecaster electric guitar
Epiphone EJ 200 jumbo acoustic guitar
Pearl Forum(?) 3-piece set
22-18" kick
13-9" tom
16-16" Floor tom
Pearl Brass Sensitone II 14-6.5" snare
Zildjian K custom 15" dark aged high-hats
Zildjian A 18" crash
Zildjian Z custom 19" crash
Sabian AA 20" ride


I don't want to really endorse anything because all of this crap sucks in its own charming way, except Soundforge, which I would marry, and WILL marry, if our government ever chooses to recognize such a union.

Mike H.

March 30th 1:34 am

Hello internet!

I cant sleep, so heres Mikey poo having fun

















Also this is going to be the place where we document this "album" we are "making".
Maybe there will be some other whacky things up here too.
Like this
















Pat